joking.................................................

[cuc_cu]

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Two men met while both were looking for their lost wives.

1st: What does yours look like?

2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Let's find yours!!


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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.

He shoots his friend dead.

Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".


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Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"

Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"


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What is the definition of Mistress?

Someone between the Mister and Mattress


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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.


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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, are all these kids yours???

The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints".


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Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential.

Dad says, "you are my son, i'm confident. Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!"


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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.

Mother Faints...



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